Chef's Widow

Canadian soliders are infiltrating my house and I am going mad...



For those of you not from the great state of Ohio, I am speaking of these asshole canadian soldiers:

These freakster bugs have taken over my yard and have now found a way into my home. They are large and they hover. They touch you and the take over. They are ruining my life. Frankly I would prefer if the damn mounties were taking over...